On Saturday, I was over at my girlfriend’s apartment taking a show before we went out to grab some dinner. She had taken the bathroom floor mat and put it in the wash so nothing but the slippery tile was waiting for me as I stepped out of the shower. This big tree fell hard. Or at least almost did. One the way down my arms reach out to the adjacent counter in an effort to stay upright. It worked but the spastic movement slid my right arm across the counter catching her women's perfume bottle and sending it flying on the toilet seat where it cracked and then fell into the bowl.

After fishing the broken glass from the women's perfume bottle out of the toilet, I told her. To lighten the mood, I tried to make a joke about the toilet always smelling pretty now but she was peeved. Thankfully, I found a replacement at a discount perfume retailer online and have since placed the order. The night turned out to be great after a slippery start. It hasn’t arrived yet but she will be smelling good again soon.